Dear Sprout

Dear Sprout,

You know I like you right? You’ve been visiting my home for years. We’re tight, right?

When you broke up with Melanie I was a little peeved. You two were great together. She was your first real girlfriend. Yet, when you found out about her past – a past she willingly told you about – you kicked her to the curb. Dude, I was disappointed. I expect better behavior from you and your peeps at PBS.

I love you. I really, really do. You’ve had my back more than once, I just want what’s best for you.

It looks like you’re running with a new crowd. I look forward to meeting them at the soiree in S.F. Thanks for embracing blogs, even though the Internet wasn’t so kind to you during your rough break-up.


PS: Can you stop running the Alec Baldwin narrated Thomas & Friends? Stick with George Carlin or the new narrator Pierce Brosnan.

4 smart people left their mark:

  1. melissaz, 15. July 2008, 9:41

    I didn’t realize that PB would be doing Thomas now. Tells you how old my kids are.

    i just remember when that movie came out and Alec kept saying how the conductor lost his sparkle, all I could think of was “so THAT’S why Kim left you”.

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  2. Kelsey, 15. July 2008, 10:02

    Im so with you on the thomas front!

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  3. Pamela, 15. July 2008, 20:29

    I’m just a cheap beeyatch who doesn’t buy cable for the short people. It’s stuff like this that makes me feel like I’m totally out of the loop-de-loop. But you know, whatever, man, I’m gonna go read a book. It’s cool.

  4. CathyC, 21. July 2008, 12:58

    Pierce Brosnan is the new narrator?!!!!! LOVE HIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM.

    Catherine, this new blog rocks! I love it! And your kids in the matching clothes….can you send those clothes over when you are done with them because I can’t find boy-girl matchymatchy anywhere, or at least tell me where I can find some.
    Gotta finish making dinner. I hate cooking.

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