Dear Sprout
Dear Sprout,
You know I like you right? You’ve been visiting my home for years. We’re tight, right?
When you broke up with Melanie I was a little peeved. You two were great together. She was your first real girlfriend. Yet, when you found out about her past – a past she willingly told you about – you kicked her to the curb. Dude, I was disappointed. I expect better behavior from you and your peeps at PBS.
I love you. I really, really do. You’ve had my back more than once, I just want what’s best for you.
It looks like you’re running with a new crowd. I look forward to meeting them at the soiree in S.F. Thanks for embracing blogs, even though the Internet wasn’t so kind to you during your rough break-up.
XOXO,
Catherine
PS: Can you stop running the Alec Baldwin narrated Thomas & Friends? Stick with George Carlin or the new narrator Pierce Brosnan.
