Pink Asparagus

Serendipity is my bitch today.

Walking into Target a woman was leaving with a Wii Fit. And I thought, WHAT!? Quickly I ran the possibilites … did they have Wiis? Should I buy a Wii Fit if they have another even though I am Wii-free?

I threw kids in the cart and briskly booked it over to electronics. On our way there I passed an employee with a flatbed cart with three Wiis. I asked if I could have one. She said, “I can sell you ONE.”

I assume that’s because I looked manic and she was afraid for her well being.

Then, I found the last Wii Fit. Total score.

I knew I needed another controller, so I asked for one of those. I was asked a series of important questions to which I replied, “I don’t know, do I?” Apparently a nunchuck is an important part of the Wii world.

Too bad I have eleventy million chores to do, I can hear the Wii calling my name.