Dear Hot Girl at Starbucks

Dear Hot Girl at Starbucks,

Yes, your legs are nice & long & tan. And you can totally pull off the short-shorts. But, I don’t think your butt cheek is supposed to hang out the bottom. I think we call that a bathing suit, or underwear. Speaking of which, I don’t see how you could have been wearing any.

Sincerely,
The knee-length-shorts-wearing mom in the corner

3 smart people left their mark:

  1. Oh, The Joys, 27. August 2007, 13:29

    Heh. We are officially old, right? Sigh.

     
  2. Jen M, 27. August 2007, 21:09

    Geeze. I wore knee length shorts today. I suppose it doesn’t make it any cooler that they were from JCrew? No? Okay.

     
  3. halimah, 29. August 2007, 5:25

    i bet if she was wearing anything it was a thong. sigh. even when i wasn’t covering it all from the knees on up, i never was brave enough to wear a thong.