Dear Hot Girl at Starbucks
Dear Hot Girl at Starbucks,
Yes, your legs are nice & long & tan. And you can totally pull off the short-shorts. But, I don’t think your butt cheek is supposed to hang out the bottom. I think we call that a bathing suit, or underwear. Speaking of which, I don’t see how you could have been wearing any.
Sincerely,
The knee-length-shorts-wearing mom in the corner

Heh. We are officially old, right? Sigh.
Geeze. I wore knee length shorts today. I suppose it doesn’t make it any cooler that they were from JCrew? No? Okay.
i bet if she was wearing anything it was a thong. sigh. even when i wasn’t covering it all from the knees on up, i never was brave enough to wear a thong.