Dear Hot Girl at Starbucks
Dear Hot Girl at Starbucks,
Yes, your legs are nice & long & tan. And you can totally pull off the short-shorts. But, I don’t think your butt cheek is supposed to hang out the bottom. I think we call that a bathing suit, or underwear. Speaking of which, I don’t see how you could have been wearing any.
Sincerely,
The knee-length-shorts-wearing mom in the corner
